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Ten Million Dollars, and/or To Be 25 Years Younger.
Do this in no greater than $50 bills please. It's so hard to break anything bigger. And if you choose the age reduction, don't worry about Mary Beth, because actually she looks quite a bit younger than me already. This should about even us up.
If that's not possible, then any of the following would be fine.
Happy Socks
Shoe Size 10
Gloves
Decent Kentucky Bourbon or flavored Absolut Vodka
Scarf (Christmas red?)
Your favorite men's cologne
And last but certainly not least, a Grandchild