Big umbrella
One good for two people perfectly, or three comfortably.
A baby picture of you!
Less than kindergarten man, bring the love!
Joke socks
They're socks with the joke on one and the punchline on the other! That way you can know which sock goes to which foot and you have a reason to find it!
Wireless USB mouse
Maybe I don't need it...
A day to go-kart race!
You're invited!
A guidebook on how to win at life
We should all have copies!
Photoshop
That actually works with my laptop -_-
Flash
While I'm at it, legal or less than legal is fine!
Street Fighet II Comic books
Issue #1 would be awesome!