Office Batting Practice Machine

holy crap this is awesome

TV Stand

mmmm, sliding glass doors

Tumi Travel Bag

*expensive*, but it looks awesome and is well reviewed

Long Sleeve A's Shirt

Size: L. Stupid long arms.

Yankees Low-Crown Hat

Size: 7 or 7 1/8. Stupid A's, not making a Low-Crown hat, which are for little pea-sized heads like mine.

Messenger Bag for Laptop

too bad you can't customize the colors of the laptop messenger

Archos Portable Video (and more)

so awesome.

Ryobi 18 Volt 3 pc. Combo Kit

Alligator Lopper (kind of like a chainsaw)

This looks perfect for our yard.

Sleep Tracker Watch

hmmm, what would this do during naps?

Weber Outdoor Gas Fireplace

damn, this is cool. expensive as hell, though

Circular Saw

actually, quite affordable at Lowe's

Table Saw

might scour craig's list and ebay instead

Jig Saw

mmm, tools

Kitchen accessory - "fruit stack"

Modern Fruit Stack thingie from Chiasso

Starburst Wall Clock

Book Ends

mmmm, nice silver book ends

USB Whack-a-mole game

haha, awesome

USB Powered Mini-Vacuum

cool

Clothes Shaver

super cool, any color

USB Hand Warmers

mmmm, warm hands

Portal - the video game for PC

Looks wicked fun, would be great for me on the road, mmmmm (hi Jol, you are the only reader of this!)

Chumby

this would be really helpful for me - weather, sports, etc from my bedside table