Camera Bag

Store locator: http://www.tiffen.com/storelocator.html

Musikkassetten

iTunes gift cert (or other mp3, AAC, mp4 for non-n00bs)

Home Depot/Lowes Gift Certificate

I need to fix my house...

NERF N-STRIKE SECRET STRIKE AS-1

For great victory!

NERF N-STRIKE VULCAN EBF-25 YELLOW

With this I shall rule the office

NERF N-STRIKE RECON CS-6

I will strike when they least expect it

Curiously Strong Magnets

20 Sided Fuzzy Dice Danglers

There's no place like 127.0.0.1 bumper sticker

Obey Gravity Bumper Sticker

Public Radio donation

Don't ask for any gifts, since it comes out of their tax deductable $ value.

PowerSquid Surge

It's like a power cthulu!

Hardwood Chip and Wax Firestarters

Get yer camp on

Regular Expressions Shirt

I can haz 3XL?

XKCD Signed Print #149

> sudo buy_me_this_print.sh