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Black Polymer Clay
I was looking at "cernit" brand (I think I spelled that right), but apparently it's super hard to find. So, I am open to any. It's for beads, if that helps! Just a small block. Somewhere between 1 &nd 3 ounces would be great. :)
Jack Skellington Slippers/Booties - Size XL
"The Moon" Earthbound Tarot Card Shirt - Men's M
Any of the tarot card shirts!
Earthbound Buddha Shirt - Men's M
Elephant Tea Mug
I'm not a big tea or coffee drinker, but the tea bag compartment would be so perfect for marshmallows.
Stainless Steel Elephant Necklace ($5-9 on eBay)
Grumpy Cat Refrigerator Magnet
"The sun is shining, the birds are chirping - Worst day ever." I normally don't like these, but I fell in love with this one. You can find them for $4-6 on multiple websites.
Bluetooth Earpiece Headset
The little circular ones that stick right in your ear. As long as it plays music &nd is compatible with an iPod touch. They're under $10 on eBay. ^_^
Dillon's Praline Pecans
I can only find these in Georgia. On the off-chance you live there (or have better connections), please buy me some. I crave them.
You're Only Human (book)
A guide to life, written &nd illustrated by The Geico Gecko. ♥ Cheapest place I've found it is eBay. New condition, please!
Leonardo The Terrible Monster (book)
New condition, please!
Giant Microbes
The original 5-7 inch ones (with tags, but can be used) only, please! I have Ebola, Bed Bug &nd Ulcer. Any others are great. ^_^ I'm specifically wanting Herpes &nd Mad Cow. You can find them on eBay for around $5, if you catch the right listing.
F21+ Tropical Print Skinny Jeans Size 14
F21+ Red Acid/Mineral Wash Skinny Jeans Size 14
Anything Jar Jar Binks! (Star Wars character)
Another person I would legally marry, honestly. I plan to purchase the life-size statue one day.
"Super Fun Guy" T-Shirt - Men's M
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Any odd, weird, obscure, vulgar, quirky, offensive, etc. crewneck short-sleeved shirts in a Men's Medium will be very loved &nd cherished. Or 90s cartoon shirts! **I don't mind holes or small tears - I kinda prefer them.
OP Men's Casual Shirt ($6.59 on Vinted)
Gift Cards I Would Use
PayPal • eBay • WalMart
"Stay Metal" Sloth Tee - Men's Medium
Or any other Stay Metal animal tees! If it's a white shirt, large would be better. ^_^ I've also been debating trying out one of the tanks in a Men's XL, for a loose fit.
Black Veil Brides Beach Ball ($7.50 on Depop)
Everything Below Here Is Just Bracelets ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
My Chemical Romance Bracelets
Really want these!
Pierce The Veil "King For A Day" Bracelet Set
Green Day "American Idiot" Bracelet Set
Multicolored Pierce The Veil Bracelets
Green Day "¡uno! ¡dos! ¡tre!" Bracelet Set
Falling In Reverse "Just Like You" Bracelet Set
Really want these!
Adam Elmakias Bracelets
Any of them!