EAT_YUR_BOX

• cake 1 April, 1960
• chat eat_yur_box@yahoo.com

Wow ok between a rock & a hardplace? Question, Are you into action sports? Is this where I tell everybody & God that I never really grew-up I screwed my schooling because I was surfing everyday!!To get a pack of smokes I still hop on my skater to bomb the 3blocks to the donutshop & do I tell about my arm in a brace for the last 6months after falling skateboarding in a pool?Shit how can I say this shit & turn around & say Im 46yrs old?
I own my own business because I could never work under somebody,First time he raised his voice at me I would head-butt him?
& the Business hell Im a(Fiberglass Fabericater)in other words I make & repair surfboards,Hell Ive been doing it for 30some yrs,could do it with my eyes closed LOL...

Or do I just say action sports,shit closet I ever got to action sports was Poping a coldie sitting on the couch watching wide-world of sports downhill sking?

Allso when chatting with me take into account Im an Aries & with that cums
(Aries (March 21- June-5)

LIVES for head massages. ANY part of their head: Lips, Eyelids, Eyes, Tongue, you name it! Aries also likes to fuck in public places during business hours. You need to be open minded with an Aries...If you don't feel like being duct taped to a wall and beaten with live ferrets: Tell Them. Be warned! IF you don't want to be kinky, don't be with an Aries. If you say 'No' too often to them you may lose them as a lover forever.
Aries Idea of Heaven Is: Participating in live sex shows for money. Having their favorite human toy win first place in a pony boy/girl race. Fucking as an art form on display in a gallery. They secretly crave to be strippers or Annie Sprinkle. Aries LIVES to be jealous...they also like to coordinate other people fucking. Secretly desire to be fluffers. Aries owned a Violet Wand before it was popular. They are also Sadists.
The best gift to give an Aries is designer colored nylon rope in their favorite color. They live to tease and torture...HEY...Somebody's gotta do it, right? They like hair pulling. Beware of their 'toy' collections. Don't tease them...they will rape you. They love pony boys and girls...I cannot emphasize this enough! They like it doggie style especially if they are steering. Give an Aries 100 feet of rope and a 250 dollar flogger, they will follow. As long as they get to be the one holding the handle)!!!