A queen-sized mattress
Why is a basic need so expensive? Please take pity on my back.
A beautifully designed t-shirt that says "Future Compost"
As we should be.
Someone to drive Lucy to the vet and back
The bane and joy of my life needs regular check-ups as well as vaccinations. She will allow you to be her chauffeur.
MILSBO 73x175cm glass cabinet
Perfect for my dream indoor greenhouse. I will also take cash.
War and Peas print: "Cat’s Guide to a Successful Day"
Do I really need to spell out why I want this.
RM2,000 IKEA Gift Card
The next best thing to getting money for my birthday.
Alocasia baginda 'Dragon Scale'
I fucking love dragons.
Alocasia watsoniana syn. Alocasia longiloba 'Watsoniana'
Look at those fleshy, creepy alien-like leaves. How can I not want one?
Paphiopedilum concolor
I lost a plant I was given for free. I don't like to talk about it.
Paphiopedilum rothschildianum
You know how there's dolphin-safe tuna? I would like a poacher-free specimen of this orchid.
Monstera deliciosa 'Albo'
My father would be too embarrassed to bail me out for stealing a cutting of this.
Philodendron burle marx variegated
Save me from being bored waiting for the price to go down.
